Now I shall sing you the song of my people:

The Supernatural fandom: Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, won't you cry no more...

Whovians: But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000miles, to fall down at your door...

Merlin fandom: You're the voice, try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear, oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o...

Potterheads: There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star, his parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightening scar.....

Sherlockians: ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive!

Hetalians: Marukaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Boku Hetalia. Marukaite chikyuu, JITTO mite chikyuu ,Hyotto shite chikyuu, Boku HETALIA..............

Hiddlestoners *whilst sobbing*: EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS. I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU. THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU'LL GO ON. FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE AND SPACES BETWEEN US. YOU HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU'LL GO ON. NEAR...FAR...WHEREVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON! ONCE MORE, YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU'RE HERE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON.

LOTR Fandom: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD! THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS ...