Brits: Ah a nice relaxing bank holiday Mon-HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE SUN?
Brits: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S THE SUN!
Brits: OK EVERYONE. STAY. CALM. It could be a false alarm. It could still be cold.
New channels: Breaking news - this is the hottest day of the year so far.
Brits: OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY! IT'S SUNNY AND HOT AND IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY. HOW WILL WE COPE???
Ice Cream van: drives past
Brits: /dead/
Brits: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT'S THE SUN!
Brits: OK EVERYONE. STAY. CALM. It could be a false alarm. It could still be cold.
New channels: Breaking news - this is the hottest day of the year so far.
Brits: OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY! IT'S SUNNY AND HOT AND IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY. HOW WILL WE COPE???
Ice Cream van: drives past
Brits: /dead/