Mom: This woman at my workplace hated the hobbit, she said it was "long and boring"

Mom: This woman at my workplace hated the hobbit, she said it was "long and boring"
Me: We've never eats a hater before... I wonder what it tastes like
Dad: Challenge it to a game of riddleses! Ask if it likes the Twilight serieses! If she answers yes, the we eats the Haterses whole.
Mom: * in hysterics *